Compensation jokes

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.

I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.

"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.

A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:

TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!

I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."

My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."

So, I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company.

Everyone is mad, but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.