Compensation jokes

A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:

TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!

I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.

"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Guys to wind the clock up?

I take debt of 25,000 euro. I spend 20,000 in charity, and 5000 euro are left. I pay the debt of 2000 euro and I have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank, and 3000 euro I have in profit, 23,000 +3000 >> 26000 ;)

You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.

For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.

That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!