Compensation jokes

"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.

I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.

Guys to wind the clock up?

A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:

TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!

I take debt of 25,000 euro. I spend 20,000 in charity, and 5000 euro are left. I pay the debt of 2000 euro and I have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank, and 3000 euro I have in profit, 23,000 +3000 >> 26000 ;)

You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.

Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?

🤔 What do gay men who are physically handicapped ♿ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when 🤔 he has another man's 😍 😋 😜 😏 😳 😉 cock inside 😋 of his warm mouth 👄 👄 give a 👍 👍 good blowjob?