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Pronoun

63 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Allow me to assume please.

A drawing shows two people facing each other. The first person, on the left, asks "how are you?". The second person answers: "my pronouns are...", and the person on the right replies: "You have exactly 10 seconds to get the fuck out of my house."

Man

542 views · Erichh · 3 years ago

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

Patrick

16 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Who would have guessed

The image shows a pink hand holding a fishing license. The license has a photo of Patrick Star wearing a yellow rain jacket and a green hat, while holding a purple fish. Above the image it says: 'Patrick is legally allowed to kill'. The license text is: 'FISHING LICENSE', 'First name: PATRICK', 'Last name: STAR'. The signature reads 'Patrick'.

Man

69 views · Apollo · 1 year ago

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

Drug

14 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A sign that reads: "NO DRUGS OR NUCLEAR WEAPONS ALLOWED INSIDE THE RESTROOMS."

Death

8 views · Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

Death

The top panel of the image shows a smiling blue character named Four with an adjacent character standing on a bench. Below this panel, there is text that reads, "Dying is not allowed." The bottom panel shows a live news report with a graph showing a sharp downward trend. At the bottom, the text reads, "BREAKING NEWS" and "DYING RATE DROPS TO 0%"

Criticism

50 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black and white drawing shows a large hand pressing down on smaller people. A quote from Voltaire is at the top. The comment on the post says, "we need to rise up against children with leukemia."

People

158 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

ChatGPT left Hitler thinking for himself...

A screenshot of a ChatGPT window with the message "People with serious inheritable disabilities should not be allowed to reproduce." A message appears stating that the content may violate usage policies.

Month

7 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screen capture of a video shows a person standing in front of a building, with text overlaying the image that reads: "how I budget $15K/MONTH ALLOWANCE as a 19 y.o. Ivy League student NYC." Below the video, a comment reads: "I think you should take your own life."

Pot

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The meme shows an image from the card game Yu-Gi-Oh! and a comment that reads: "I play pot of greed which allows me to shove 2 more cards up my ass."

Toaster

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Praise the all mighty Toaster!

The image shows three panels. The first one is a person bathing with a bread as a toy. The second is a red-hooded person lying down. The third panel shows the same person in the lower left corner, with arms raised, worshipping a toaster with a glowing light.

Blush

7 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

<33

The text says: "Javi: *I accept the fact that you sleep on me and sit down, allowing you to rest in my lap. I have a faint blush on my face.*" The text is on a black background.

Hollow Knight

7 views · Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows a scene from a game where three enemies are introducing themselves. Text above them says, "when your surviving on one mask in Hollow knight" and text below says "Allow us to introduce ourselves,".

Child

2 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A split image. On the left, a cartoon devil says "MY CHILD WILL comply and allow their house to be searched." On the right is a photo of Jesus, and below him is a doorknob with a grenade attached.

Christian

5 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a woman with a serious expression, surrounded by text that reads: "I only allow organic grass-fed gluten-free anal lube in my Christian suburbs". There is a small image of lube next to the text. Above the woman's head is an image of lube inside a circle with a slash through it.

Grandpa

529 views · James · 7 years ago

Grandpa: "You can't have phones within 15 feet of the table."

Me: "And you aren't allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school."

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