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Pronoun

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Allow me to assume please.

A drawing shows two people facing each other. The first person, on the left, asks "how are you?". The second person answers: "my pronouns are...", and the person on the right replies: "You have exactly 10 seconds to get the fuck out of my house."

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Man

Erichh · 3 years ago

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

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Patrick

Chri5 · 3 years ago

Who would have guessed

The image shows a pink hand holding a fishing license. The license has a photo of Patrick Star wearing a yellow rain jacket and a green hat, while holding a purple fish. Above the image it says: 'Patrick is legally allowed to kill'. The license text is: 'FISHING LICENSE', 'First name: PATRICK', 'Last name: STAR'. The signature reads 'Patrick'.

Man

Apollo · 1 year ago

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

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Drug

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A sign that reads: "NO DRUGS OR NUCLEAR WEAPONS ALLOWED INSIDE THE RESTROOMS."

Death

Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

Death

The top panel of the image shows a smiling blue character named Four with an adjacent character standing on a bench. Below this panel, there is text that reads, "Dying is not allowed." The bottom panel shows a live news report with a graph showing a sharp downward trend. At the bottom, the text reads, "BREAKING NEWS" and "DYING RATE DROPS TO 0%"

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Criticism

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black and white drawing shows a large hand pressing down on smaller people. A quote from Voltaire is at the top. The comment on the post says, "we need to rise up against children with leukemia."

People

Anonymous · 1 year ago

ChatGPT left Hitler thinking for himself...

A screenshot of a ChatGPT window with the message "People with serious inheritable disabilities should not be allowed to reproduce." A message appears stating that the content may violate usage policies.

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Pot

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The meme shows an image from the card game Yu-Gi-Oh! and a comment that reads: "I play pot of greed which allows me to shove 2 more cards up my ass."

Month

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screen capture of a video shows a person standing in front of a building, with text overlaying the image that reads: "how I budget $15K/MONTH ALLOWANCE as a 19 y.o. Ivy League student NYC." Below the video, a comment reads: "I think you should take your own life."

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Toaster

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Praise the all mighty Toaster!

The image shows three panels. The first one is a person bathing with a bread as a toy. The second is a red-hooded person lying down. The third panel shows the same person in the lower left corner, with arms raised, worshipping a toaster with a glowing light.

Blush

Anonymous · 2 years ago

<33

The text says: "Javi: *I accept the fact that you sleep on me and sit down, allowing you to rest in my lap. I have a faint blush on my face.*" The text is on a black background.

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Hollow Knight

Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows a scene from a game where three enemies are introducing themselves. Text above them says, "when your surviving on one mask in Hollow knight" and text below says "Allow us to introduce ourselves,".

Child

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A split image. On the left, a cartoon devil says "MY CHILD WILL comply and allow their house to be searched." On the right is a photo of Jesus, and below him is a doorknob with a grenade attached.

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Gluten

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a woman with a serious expression, surrounded by text that reads: "I only allow organic grass-fed gluten-free anal lube in my Christian suburbs". There is a small image of lube next to the text. Above the woman's head is an image of lube inside a circle with a slash through it.

Grandpa

James · 7 years ago

Grandpa: "You can't have phones within 15 feet of the table."

Me: "And you aren't allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school."

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