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Fire

20 views · Gummy gummy gummy bear · 1 year ago

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The image shows a three-panel meme with a "Stonks" man reacting to different scenarios. In the first panel, text reads "There's a fire" and the Stonks man has his hands on his head and is labelled "Panik". The second panel has the text "You alert people by yelling 'Fire!'" and the man is labelled "Kalm". The third panel states, "You're on a shooting range," and the man is again labelled "Panik" with blurred hands on his head.

Game

83 views · what’s dudeese · 6 months ago

Car

4 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A slightly high-angle shot captures a shelf containing assorted items. On the left, "SafeFit" and "Sesame Street" products are visible, including a glow-in-the-dark safety sign with Elmo, featuring the texts: "Drive Safely! Nothing Tickles Me More!!" Beside it, a blue "Baby's Photo Album" sits next to a promotional item labeled "especially for baby." The background fades into an indistinguishable array of colors and shapes.

Family

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a tweet from user @blockeveryacct that reads "maryland has fallen" above a screenshot of a public safety alert for Thanksgiving. The alert urges people to wear a mask, social distance, get tested and remember Maryland.

Dog

9 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a four panel comic. In the first panel, a woman is looking at a dog with speech bubbles coming from both of them. The woman says "The neighbour tells me you are chasing people on a bicycle..." and the dog says "I can put my dick in my ass." Below, the text says, "He can put his dick in his ass" next to an image of Snoopy doing a dance. The next panel has a warthog image with the text "A based dog alert!" Finally, the last panel is a picture of Morgan Freeman with the text, "He's right you know."

Microsoft

333 views · Anonymous · 2 months ago

Power

32 views · Anonymous prankster /\ _ /\ · 6 months ago

FEEL THE POWER

A dark, ominous tornado descends from a cloudy sky onto a dry, flat landscape. The text 'ARE YOU PREPARED' is superimposed in white letters on the right side of the image. A small red checkmark icon is visible in the top right corner and three dots in the bottom right.

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