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what’s dudeese · 10 months ago
    • A screenshot of a deleted Twitter post by user 'yukki' (@yeahyukki). The post text reads: 'just fucking lost a clash royale game cause of a stupid ass amber alert, i hope that mf stays missing'. The tweet was posted on July 4, 2022, at 3:16 PM from Twitter for iPhone and received 2 likes. Below the tweet, a message says 'This Tweet has been deleted.' The profile picture is a person wearing a cap.
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    • Fire

    Gummy gummy gummy bear · 2 years ago

    • 🥲🥲🥲

    The image shows a three-panel meme with a "Stonks" man reacting to different scenarios. In the first panel, text reads "There's a fire" and the Stonks man has his hands on his head and is labelled "Panik". The second panel has the text "You alert people by yelling 'Fire!'" and the man is labelled "Kalm". The third panel states, "You're on a shooting range," and the man is again labelled "Panik" with blurred hands on his head.
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    • Man

    Willy b · 3 months ago
    • A man wearing a turban and casual clothes sits inside a small, makeshift, metal airplane-shaped cart with wheels on a public street. Above the image, the text reads: "The Iranian Air Force is on high alert."
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    • Family

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A screenshot of a tweet from user @blockeveryacct that reads "maryland has fallen" above a screenshot of a public safety alert for Thanksgiving. The alert urges people to wear a mask, social distance, get tested and remember Maryland.
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    • Car

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
    • A slightly high-angle shot captures a shelf containing assorted items. On the left, "SafeFit" and "Sesame Street" products are visible, including a glow-in-the-dark safety sign with Elmo, featuring the texts: "Drive Safely! Nothing Tickles Me More!!" Beside it, a blue "Baby's Photo Album" sits next to a promotional item labeled "especially for baby." The background fades into an indistinguishable array of colors and shapes.
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    • Dog

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • The image is a four panel comic. In the first panel, a woman is looking at a dog with speech bubbles coming from both of them. The woman says "The neighbour tells me you are chasing people on a bicycle..." and the dog says "I can put my dick in my ass." Below, the text says, "He can put his dick in his ass" next to an image of Snoopy doing a dance. The next panel has a warthog image with the text "A based dog alert!" Finally, the last panel is a picture of Morgan Freeman with the text, "He's right you know."
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    • Microsoft

    Anonymous · 6 months ago
    • A photograph shows Bill Gates smiling beside a young woman wearing a blue headband. Below the photo is a doctored Fox News broadcast banner that reads: "EPSTEIN GIRL REVEALS HOW GATES CAME UP WITH THE NAME 'MICRO-SOFT'". The banner includes a Fox News logo and a red alert bar.
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    • Power

    Anonymous prankster /\ _ /\ · 10 months ago

    • FEEL THE POWER

    A dark, ominous tornado descends from a cloudy sky onto a dry, flat landscape. The text 'ARE YOU PREPARED' is superimposed in white letters on the right side of the image. A small red checkmark icon is visible in the top right corner and three dots in the bottom right.
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