Notification jokes

Cashier

The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.

Thief

Misstiano Penaldo · 5 years ago

I was at a supermarket in Barcelona and I noticed the alarm had gone off. There was a thief at the store; the tea bag section had been ransacked.

Luckily they found the thief, Pionel Pessi, with boxes of his favourite tea, Penaltea. Shame on you, Pessi!

ARTHUR · 6 years ago

Most annoying thing...

When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...

ADHD

DIANEE · 1 year ago

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The image shows a meme with text "MY ADHD" above a picture of a man with a confused expression. Below it, it says "how to have a conversation?" and shows four options: "A: interrupt them", "B: trip over your words", "C: zone out", "D: get really excited about the topic and freak them out." Below this another meme with the text "ADHD THERAPIST: WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW?" and a picture of a person looking overwhelmed. Below this the text says "Me: My mind is like an Internet browser. 19 tabs open, 5 of them are frozen & I have no idea where the music is coming from." A third meme to the right says "Nobody:" and "ADHD:"

Notification memes

Game

Cricket Green · 3 years ago

Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)

Me: God, no, help!

*game notification pops up with very loud sound*

Fraud

Honest Penaldo Fan · 4 years ago

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

Talk

alya · 5 years ago

freshfry, we need to talk now...

Talk

ALYA · 5 years ago

"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"

Grandma

what’s dudeese · 4 years ago

Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.

Which do you choose?

Woman

Anonymous · 4 years ago

Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”

Guinness

Lachaz · 6 years ago

Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory, and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work.

Paddy agrees to tell Seamus' wife the bad news. He knocks on the door, and Seamus' wife answers. "What's happened, Paddy?" Paddy frowns. "I'm sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, I'm so sorry." She started to cry and asked Paddy: "Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, "No, he got out 3 times for a pee."