Google Search Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Body

Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.

Google

Google search = 3.141592...

Memes

Google

HeHeH

The image shows a smartphone lock screen with a blue background. The time is 1:18, and the date is Wednesday, October 3. There is an emergency alert that reads, "Presidential Alert Delete those sus google searches."

Google search memes

Ancestry.com

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

Lighter

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

Stalking

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.

Google

Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Google

Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.

Memes

Children

The image shows a screen capture of a Google search for "children". The "Shopping" tab is highlighted in the navigation. Below the navigation is a picture of Buzz Lightyear looking skeptical and the word "hmm" is below him.

Virgin

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet asks whether Tarzan was a virgin before he met Jane, or if he "beat gorilla cheeks." The second tweet is a reply showing a Google search bar with the text "How to delete someone else's tweet."

Place

A search bar in Google shows different search suggestions, one of them saying, "there's a platypus controlling me". Below it, a platypus with glowing green eyes stares at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "YES. I CONTROL ALL!"

Priority

Priorities are straight

A screenshot of a Google search bar with the text "Glad to see we have our priorities in order" above it. The search query starts with "justice for w", and the dropdown shows "justice for waluigi" above "justice for women".

Justice for waluigi

A screen capture of a search engine query showing a search for 'justice for w' with auto-completed options including 'justice for waluigi' and 'justice for women'. Above the search bar is the text "Glad to see we have our priorities in order".

Poop

A Google search shows search suggestions like "how to train your poo", "how to train your poodle", "how to train your poodle puppy" etc.. Below, a stick figure is pointing to a pile of poop and says: "SIT! Good Poop".

Cause Of Death

A screenshot of a Google search result for "adolf hitler cause of death". The result states "Suicide" followed by a humorous and fictional account: "when Hitler challenged Anne Frank to a duel, he aimed and pulled the trigger, however his gun was made in America. The bullet could sense the Nazism in Hitler's finger s, and turned around in midair, screaming "Right back at ya, buckaroo" and killed Hitler."

Mort

I’m running out of ideas 4 a title

A Google search result shows the query "who started the syrian civil war" and the result is "Mort, Ruthless dictator" with pictures of Mort from the animated movie Madagascar

Poo

What. The. Hell

The image shows a Google search page with the search query “how to train your poo” highlighted. Below, a stick figure is pointing at a pile of poop saying “SIT! Good Poop.”

Friend

💀

A screenshot of a Google search for "who was hitler's best friend". The search result displays "Mort" as a movie character, accompanied by images of the animated character Mort.

Homie

The greatest feeling

The image shows a still from the cartoon series "Rick and Morty". The text in the image says "When you and your homie arguing about something and the Google search confirms your intellectual dominance." On the left side is Morty looking distressed and on the right side is Rick, smug, with his hands spread. [adult swim]

Symptom

A screenshot of a Google search history shows the phrase "Symptoms of dementia" being searched repeatedly at the White House.

Google search memes

Community

Funny how low WJE got on the google search page. If I don’t include “.com” it isn’t until like page 6. Used to be like 3 recommended.

Guys, Millie's face reveal isn't fake, I did a reverse google search. It's real. Meaning she is either real or using another photo that's not hers. But I doubt it.