Airplane jokes
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"