Airplane jokes

POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?

I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.

A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.

"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.

I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.

You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.

Mom: Please eat, baby!

Baby: No!

Mom: Here comes the airplane!

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.

Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?

It scares the shit out of her dog.

Hi Mom, how are you doing?

Open wide, here comes the airplane!

When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.

If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"

9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.

Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.