Airplane jokes

There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.

I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.

You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.

Mom: Please eat, baby!

Baby: No!

Mom: Here comes the airplane!

9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.

If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"

When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.

Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.

Open wide, here comes the airplane!

What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?

A 797.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

Hi Mom, how are you doing?

So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.

CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.

Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.

I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.

Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.

A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"

Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"

What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?

The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.

Wow, that was explosive!

Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!