Airplane jokes

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.

A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.

"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"

There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.

I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.

You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the airplane!"

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.

Hi Mom, how are you doing?

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.

Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.

Mom: Please eat, baby!

Baby: No!

Mom: Here comes the airplane!