Airplane jokes

Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

What do you call plane crash victims?

Down to earth people.

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the airplane!"

There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.

I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.

You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes.

They're not gonna fly.

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

Mom: Please eat, baby!

Baby: No!

Mom: Here comes the airplane!

Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.

9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.

Open wide, here comes the airplane!

When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.

If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"

Hi Mom, how are you doing?

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.