Airplane jokes
All these jokes are all plane.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.
Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.
Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!
Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.
Teacher: What was that?
Alex: Flew the plane.
I walk into school, and look up praying.
"Man, would be a shame if the buildings fell from an airplane."
Nothing happened. There is no God.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
Hi Mom, how are you doing?
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What picture is that?