Airplane jokes

What do you call plane crash victims?

Down to earth people.

There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.

I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.

You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

Mom: Please eat, baby!

Baby: No!

Mom: Here comes the airplane!

Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.

9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.

Open wide, here comes the airplane!

When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.

If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"

Hi Mom, how are you doing?

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.

Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.

Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.

CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.

Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.

So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.

Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.

A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"

Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"