Airplane jokes

All these jokes are all plane.

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.

"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"

What did one terrorist say to their kid?

“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?

They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.

I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.

You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.

Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?

It scares the shit out of her dog.

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the airplane!"

Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"