I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"
"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"
They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"
"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Viggie tickles.
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
