Q-Who’s the fastest readers in the world? A-the 911 victims, they when through 20 stories in seconds
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
you know why you never wana fly with a orphan. cause then they know they won't die alone
Viggie tickles
My grandpa was in 911. He was the best pilot.
What is the difference between me and the twin towers. My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
When ur little brother knocks ur two Jenga towers u made with his toy airplane
You: hey stop trying to recreate the twin towers
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
I see all these 9/11 jokes and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke cause they have a tendency to crash and burn
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore. And if I tried it would probably crash and burn. It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order.Nothing it was just plane.
What did the one tower say to the other Here comes the airplane
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
