Airplane Jokes

What do you call a airplane that doesn’t fly, wingless

if there are 12 fish and 6 drown how many are left

12 because fish dont drown

I hate airplanes ✈️

A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: *face palms self* Also officer: Here's you sign

What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?

New Yorkers

Run or something will come to you and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you

I’m in school right now

Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy? A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!

What is a difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school 🏫

siens gets you to the moon religion flighs you into buildings

Why did hitler lose the war ?

Because göring ate every last airplanes , tanks , artilleries , ships and ammunitions

People often ask me what I would do for a klondike bar well I straight up put 5 hijackers on flight 175 before it departed from logan airport at 8:14a.m. on September 11 2001