Airplane jokes

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.

What do you call plane crash victims?

Down to earth people.

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the airplane!"

What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.

What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?

Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?

A: "Those are two nice towers right there."

All these jokes are all plane.