Airplane jokes

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?

Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?

A: "Those are two nice towers right there."

POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

All these jokes are all plane.

Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.

A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.

"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.