Viggie tickles
you know why you never wana fly with a orphan. cause then they know they won't die alone
My grandpa was in 911. He was the best pilot.
What is the difference between me and the twin towers. My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
When ur little brother knocks ur two Jenga towers u made with his toy airplane
You: hey stop trying to recreate the twin towers
Stop with the 9\11 jokes. They're not gonna fly.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek but I think if I make the NHL I'll die in an airplane crash so I won't risk it again
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash that is a 2006 stanley cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes? Josef Vasicek
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common? They both won a trophy atleast once, Vanicek a 1x stanley cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating but it went to far on September 7th, 2011 when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
When the airplane saw the twin towers, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it guess we will go through it."
why couldn't people have there phone on airplane mode during 9/11... cause there phone exploded the towers
I see all these 9/11 jokes and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke cause they have a tendency to crash and burn
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order.Nothing it was just plane.
Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life.” -Sun Tzu
What did the one tower say to the other Here comes the airplane
When you got on an airplane the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
when your in the world trade center and you connect to airplane wifi
