Airplane Jokes

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

A woman and a man shake hands in front of a small airplane. The text on the image says: "Can a woman make you a Millionaire?" A comment below says: "Xavier: Yes! If you are a Billionaire."

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?

A: "Those are two nice towers right there."

Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.

What do you call plane crash victims?

Down to earth people.

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.

What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?

Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.

There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.