Airplane jokes

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.

All these jokes are all plane.

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.

"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"

I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?

Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

What do you call plane crash victims?

Down to earth people.

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.