Airplane jokes

Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.

2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.

Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?

All these jokes are all plane.

Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?

A: "Those are two nice towers right there."

POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.

"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"

I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.