Airplane jokes

My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.

Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.

2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.

Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.

Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the airplane!"

How do terrorists feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."

What do you call plane crash victims?

Down to earth people.

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?

Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

All these jokes are all plane.

Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?

A: "Those are two nice towers right there."

Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?