Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
Agriculture Jokes
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "cow."
Like if you blow male cows?
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
What did the cow tell an Indian?
Moo!
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
What do you call a retarded cow?
Vegan (vegetable).
Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
