A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
