Agriculture jokes
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
I had a job at a banana factory. I got fired because I threw away the bent ones.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
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What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
Bean.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."