Agriculture jokes
I had a job at a banana factory. I got fired because I threw away the bent ones.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
Abe vs The South
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
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What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
Bean.