Agriculture jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.