Agriculture jokes
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
Abe vs The South
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."