Agriculture jokes
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."