What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
