Agriculture jokes
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.
What do retarded cops give tickets for?
Going over 45 in a potato zone.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Complete and utter destruction.
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.