Agriculture jokes
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
Need for seed.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.
What do retarded cops give tickets for?
Going over 45 in a potato zone.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Complete and utter destruction.
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?