Agriculture jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon!
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! XD
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!