Agriculture jokes
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
Need for seed.
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.
What do retarded cops give tickets for?
Going over 45 in a potato zone.
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Complete and utter destruction.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.