What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
Agriculture Jokes
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.
What do retarded cops give tickets for?
Going over 45 in a potato zone.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Complete and utter destruction.
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.
