Agriculture jokes
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.
What do retarded cops give tickets for?
Going over 45 in a potato zone.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Complete and utter destruction.
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.