Agriculture jokes
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
Need for seed.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.
What do retarded cops give tickets for?
Going over 45 in a potato zone.
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Complete and utter destruction.
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.