Agriculture jokes
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
What did a fat cow give you?
Homework.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To poo in the toilet.
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.
Rabbit poop is cereal.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?