Agriculture jokes
Bean.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
What did a fat cow give you?
Homework.
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
Why did the chicken cross the road? To poo in the toilet.
What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!
Rabbit poop is cereal.
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.