Agriculture jokes
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
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What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
Did you hear about the tomato and the lettuce race?
Well, the lettuce was ahead, and the tomato was trying to ketchup!
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? De-calf-inated.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂