One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
Agriculture Jokes
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
What did a fat cow give you?
Homework.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
