Agriculture jokes
Bean.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
What did a fat cow give you?
Homework.
What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To poo in the toilet.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.
Rabbit poop is cereal.
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
Corn and corn, where is popcorn?
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.