Aggression jokes
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
Feminists should STFU and suck my dick!
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
Phone: YEETED.
TikTok: DELETED.
Therapy: NEEDED.
Wife: BEATED.
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
I kicked the shit out of Little Johnny.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
Why are cheetahs the best animals?
The cheetah is the fastest land animal in the world. They can reach a top speed of around 113 km per hour.
A cheetah can accelerate from 0 to 113 km in just a few seconds.
Cheetahs are extremely fast; however, they tire quickly and can only keep up their top speed for a few minutes before they are too tired to continue.
Cheetahs are smaller than other members of the big cat family, weighing only 45 – 60 kilograms.
One way to always recognize a cheetah is by the long, black lines which run from the inside of each eye to the mouth. These are usually called “tear lines,” and scientists believe they help protect the cheetah’s eyes from the harsh sun and help them to see long distances.
Cheetahs are the only big cat that cannot roar. They can purr though and usually purr most loudly when they are grooming or sitting near other cheetahs.
While lions and leopards usually do their hunting at night, cheetahs hunt for food during the day.
A cheetah has amazing eyesight during the day and can spot prey from 5 km away.
Cheetahs cannot climb trees and have poor night vision.
With their light body weight and blunt claws, cheetahs are not well designed to protect themselves or their prey. When a larger or more aggressive animal approaches a cheetah in the wild, it will give up its catch to avoid a fight.
Cheetahs only need to drink once every three to four days.
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.