I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*
Holy fucking shit, Addison, watersharky, Gwen, and all of you other cringelords, I swear to God if I hear one more thing about "please be kind, no bullying on the internet," I will actually shoot my local school.
You may not know, since you are only 8 years old or whatever, but the world is not kind. It’s full of sick people out to beat others, and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness, it’s just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your "please be kind" messages to yourselves.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
I kicked the shit out of Little Johnny.
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
