My girlfriend called me a pedophile but what does she know, She's 7
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist
Two boys were arguing in class one day when the teacher walked in to the classroom. The teacher asked them, "Why are you arguing?"
One of the boys replied, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher. "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
62 is not just any number as it so happens to be my height 6,2 just as 25 is my age ,on facebook
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
I like my women like I like my wine, twelves Year’s old, in the basement, and locked up
A 98 year old man goes to bed on a one layer bed- He wakes up under it...
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9
What did the pedophile say to the nut cracker? Aren't you a little to young to be doing that.
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
What does McDonald's and priest have in common they both put there meet in 10 year old buns
A pedophile is chatting on the internet : "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
What's the best thing about 28 year old's? -There's 20 of them.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging. -- Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
