I asked my Dad the other day.."At what age is it ok to have sex with girls?"He replied "When they leave school son, they are legal" Apparently 3.15pm is not what he meant.
I have a question, does aging affect corpses too? just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...... The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
When people ask my age, this is what I do
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
Me when people ask how old my Girlfriends are: There 2 their 4 their 6 their 8.
Officer don’t arrest me she said she was 5 in dog years
when you’re 34, it’ll be 420 months before u turn 69 yrs old
I came I across a pic of the oldest man on earth on ig , he was 132 years old. I commented age is just a number for him now I'm banned.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
In a deep village in Germany old man asked his granddaughter "what are you doing?". His granddaughter replies "removing polish with chemicals". Grandpa said when I was younI did the same.
My nan must really love the quiet game shes been playing it for ages
ur mum so old that when i told her to act her age, she died
