Age

Age Jokes

Hairline

Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.

Hairline

Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

Penis

Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?

The black one... he's 13!

Sex

Here's a sex joke.

What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.

Pic

I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.

I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.

Hairline

Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!

Amnesia

I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.

But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"

Mom

Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.

Mama

Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.

Man

What does a middle aged man live in?

A retarded kid he keeps in the van.