Age

Age jokes

Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."

Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?

The black one... he's 13!

Here's a sex joke.

What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.

I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.

I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.

I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.

But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"