Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
babe im breaking up with you. y? im turning 18 tomorrow
If she’s old enough to smoke She’s old enough to choke If she’s old enough to pee She’s old enough for me
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child. If you don't believe me, I can pop my trunk.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
if a old person tells you what to do just say at least my parants are alive!
GWEN IS BACK, FRESHFRY IS BACK, ADDISON BANKS IS BACK.... THIS WEBSITE IS COMING BACK TO THE GOLDEN AGE!!!
I’m rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Yea man! Life is wonderful! But, when u realise all of the ones u loved we're fake. And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice. Is 13 age too young for dying? Am i just paranoid? I'm scared.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.
at the age 100 you get a letter from the queen, at 12, you get a DM from prince charles.
When you turn 100 you get a letter from the Queen, when you turn 16 you get a DM from prince Andrew.
Orphan jokes aren't to made fun of. They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
Why didn't R Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens, the legal age there is 14...Like bro hope on a plane and fuck q 14 year old hooker!
