Age jokes

Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.

"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"

Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."

Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.

Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.

Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.

When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.

Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.

Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?

The black one... he's 13!

Here's a sex joke.

What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.

Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.

What goes up but doesn't come down?

Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.

I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.

I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.

Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!

I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.

But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"

Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.

Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.