Age jokes
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
My girlfriend's a two, but she's turning three tomorrow.
What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?
R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.
Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.