What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
A young couple gets banned from church.
There were three couples, one elderly, one middle-aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to be members they must abstain from sex for two whole weeks.
After two weeks, the minister asks the elderly couple if they had abstained. "Yes, no problem!" So the minister welcomes them to the church.
Then he asks the middle-aged couple the same question, "Well, after one week, the husband had to sleep on the couch, but we made it!" So the minister welcomes them to the church.
Then the minister asks the newlywed couple if they had abstained from sex for two weeks.
"We were unable to abstain. On the third day, my wife dropped a can of corn and when she bent over to pick it up, LUST and PASSION overcame me! I took her right there."
"I'm sorry," the minister says, "but you are both banned from this church!"
"We understand," says the husband, "We were banned from the grocery store, too."
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
Your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age.
childhood skipped @iissoo.00 fr😵💫
So basically Star25/AG3.0 and GG miller are the same person since I found some evidence.
On one post, AG3.0 asked GG miller what’s his name.
Post right here: worstjokesever.com/community/p/6509c2cbefa8ad0a8dfd8dc5
So gg miller replied, “MILLER IS MY REAL LAST NAME, AND GG IS MY REAL MIDDLE NAME”
So, we already know Star25’s real name is Adrian Gorges because when he had the AG3.0 account, he said that AG stands for Adrian Gorges. And we also can back this up with his tik tok. www.tiktok.com/@adriangorges2010?lang=en
But, there’s an important factor. Gorges can also be shortened to GG.
So, we know that GG miller is AG3.0, but let’s back this up even further. If you search up adrianmiller2010, it pops up with AG3.0’s new account’s videos. Since GG Miller’s name says, “Miller” in it, that means that GG Miller IS ag3.0
So taking all of this evidence, we can conclude that AG3.0’s full name, which is, “Adrian Gorges Miller”.
Lmk if you have any more things abouts ag3.0 so we can expose him even more.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
I like my women like I like my wine. 16 and locked in my in a basement.
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
