Age jokes
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
My girlfriend's a two, but she's turning three tomorrow.
What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?
R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.
Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.