Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic
Plus she's too young to smoke
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
Everyone put ur age here
What does a 100 year old pornstar and the white stripes have in common? Icky Thump
my mom left me at a very young age
your hairline goes back to the middle ages
Me: What the diffrtn between me and my grandpa? Friends: What? Me I've been alive for the past 14 years
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
most people my age have had sex - not my fault i'm not able to fit in
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Random guy: hi how old are you? Me:15 The guy: you're so young, age is just a number Me: do you know what else is a number? The guy: what? Me:911
are your hair line and forehead old friends because they go way back
up into the sky so very far here comes Dr. Seuss ALLAHU AKBAR, at the ripe old age of 97 he committed 9/11
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
Captain America is a 106 yo virgin
For all those Simpsons fans out there this one I'm sure you know Abe: It's rotten being old. No one listens to you Lisa: It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you Homer: I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me-- no matter how dumb my suggestions are
My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that.” Then I unplugged his life support.
