Age jokes

Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!

I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"

He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."

Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.

What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slicker hair back she looks 15.

Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.

"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."

I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?

Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!

Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?

What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?

Depends.

"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."

What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?

Homeless.

Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...

The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.

When people ask my age, this is what I do.

“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”

At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.

Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.

Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.

My girlfriend's a two, but she's turning three tomorrow.

What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?

R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.

Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.