I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
your hairline goes back to the middle ages
most people my age have had sex - not my fault i'm not able to fit in
For all those Simpsons fans out there this one I'm sure you know Abe: It's rotten being old. No one listens to you Lisa: It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you Homer: I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me-- no matter how dumb my suggestions are
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age
I want to make a joke about old age but I'm too senile to finish it...
hey whats ur age Jordan prob 5 years
: A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible? Answer: He was born on February 29.
friend: what goes up but not down
you: your age
wait since im under age from having sex what is it like?
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
That's not my age; it's just not true. My heart is young; the time just flew. I'm staring at this strange old face,and someone else is in my space.
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him, the first man says, " I have been waiting to cross here for ages, its impossible to cross " the second man says, "there is a zebra crossing up the road", he said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am".
Why didn't R Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens, the legal age there is 14...Like bro hope on a plane and fuck q 14 year old hooker!
Orphan jokes aren't to made fun of. They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
I had sex with my German gf, it was kinda weird tho, she kept yelling her age. Idk why.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there she made the whole earth go back to the ice age
