Age jokes

What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?

Depends...

I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;

What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧

What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?

A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.

Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.

Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.

Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.

Man #2: My son died at level 4.

Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.

The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis.

Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*

Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?

Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~

*bowl of dark grapes*

Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.

Friend 2: Black? Good one.

Friend 1: 21 at a time.

I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.

My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."

Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.

Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.

What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?

There are twenty of them.

I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"

And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"

And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.

What’s the best thing about 26 year olds?

There are 20 of them.

I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!

What's the best thing about f*cking twenty-eight-year-olds?

There's twenty of them.

In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?

A 98 year old man goes to bed on a one layer bed. He wakes up under it...