Age Jokes

Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!

Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.

Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"

Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.

Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."

Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long!

When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"

Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.

My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.

That's a big word for a 6 year old!

Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.

Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔