Age jokes
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long!
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
OLD KLADYBOFSIYTFJT
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.