Age jokes

Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.

Addison Banks Age (8)

"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"

Addison Banks age (8).

Addison Banks age (21).

Addison Banks age (69).

BLAH.

I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough.

Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.

PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.

Thank you.

If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.

Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.

This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.

Read the directions.

1. Type how she makes you feel.

2. Type how you would fuck her.

3. Any type of sex is aloud.

4. Remember to send pics as well.

5. Enjoy.

Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.

My dad's the oldest, and when he was young, he shot my grandpa's balls off, but I thought about it. How does my dad have younger brothers?

My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.

There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.

Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.

Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?

My jokes are like kids with cancer; they never get old.

Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.

Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant, I asked the waiter, "People under 12 eat free, right?" The waiter confirmed that yes, people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "But I'm 13."

I never get school shooting jokes.

Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.

Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!

My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!

It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.

What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?

A candle or a pencil!

I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.

But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.

A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?

Answer: He was born on February 29.