You look too old to be living with your grandma.
Age Jokes
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
What goes up but never comes down?
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
What age is served for breakfast?
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Why couldnβt the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
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Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.
She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
