Age jokes
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.