Age jokes
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.