In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....