What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons.
American: "I won't ever see my dog again!"
Italian: "I won't ever make pizzas again!"
German: "Hey, granddad, how have you been?"
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It's the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said, "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion." The first guy came back with 10 apples, and by the second one, he started to grunt, so he was killed and eaten.
The second one came back with cherries, and when he went to put the 10th one in, he started to laugh, so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven, and the first guy said, "Dude, you were so close. What happened?" The second one said, "I would have made it, but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!" 😝😝🤣🤣
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
My favorite toast for parties:
May I be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows I'm dead.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
