African jokes

Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?

On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.

I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!

I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!

How did a man know his wife died?

Dishis start piling up.

What are Africans composed of?

99% Coca-Cola.

What is a gun that Africa doesn't have? A water gun.

What's the most illegal activity in Africa?

Watering the plants.

I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.

We just clicked.

Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?

I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.

Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.

What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.