African jokes

My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"

What do you call a mosquito in your language?

We don't call them, they just come and bite.

"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."

American: I've never shot a gun.

African: That's the first coming from an American!

Why are some people African?

Because genes, you dummy!

How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

Would you like to try African food?

They would too.

For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.