New African Jokes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

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What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.

What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.

At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.

What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.

All these African jokes ain't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you... You know we rich with natural resources that's why y'all come to steal from us... Shame on you ALL

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.

how many africans does it take to change a light

a water bottle

When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,

Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!

I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.

Me: Have you ever tried African food?

You: No.

Me: They haven't either.

Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?

It was Eight-Nothing.

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Have you ever had African water??

Neither have they

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Don't worry nether have they.

why did the girl fall off the swing........... coz she had no arms bants hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

where do whales get weighed......... the whalewaystation bants ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahashahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"