African jokes
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
The "W" in African stands for water.
Mom
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.
All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
How many Africans does it take to change a light?
A water bottle.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Coz she had no arms, bants!