African jokes
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
I breathe in African food.
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
Have you ever eaten African food?
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.