African jokes
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
How do you get 1 million followers?
You run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".