African

African jokes

Water

    • African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"

    Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."

    African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*

    The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found

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    • Mama

    • Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.

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    • Teacher

    • A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath. The first pupil said he wasn’t the one. The second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class.

    The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire!” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them.

    Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr. Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class?” The teacher fainted.

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    • Fly

    • What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?

    A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.

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    • Africa

    • Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.

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    • Africa

    • In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.

    At the end of the day, it's night.

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