African jokes
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."
African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*
The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath. The first pupil said he wasn’t the one. The second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class.
The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire!” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them.
Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr. Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class?” The teacher fainted.