Aed jokes
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.
After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!
Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
"Oops, I made a mistake."
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
There are 50 dogs and 48 cats.
How many are hungry?
A. 10
I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it.
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.