Aed jokes
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
So my friend's birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
Why is James depressed?........ because he's a bitch.
A meme
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What kind of dog can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
One day, little Johnny and little Susan were in bible class. Little Susan had been tired that day, so she kept falling asleep. The teacher said to little Susan, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt with a push pin, and she yelled, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher goes, "That's right, go back to bed." Then, the next thing the teacher asked was, "Who gave up their son for our sins?" Little Johnny poked her again, and she yelled, "God Almighty!" The teacher says, "That's right, go back to bed." The next question the teacher asked was, "What did Adam say to Eve after their 13th child?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt again. She yelled, "If you stick that thing in me again, I am going to break it in half and shove it up your own ass and see how you like it!"
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.