Aed jokes
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
JACK AND JILL 2.0
After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,
Jack was screaming till his voice went nil,
And Jill screamed "Chill!"
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
My last relationship ended because my ex-girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset. To be honest, I didn't like her anyway. She kept telling me I never listen, or something like that.
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
So my friend's birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.