Aed jokes
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
A cardboard belt is a waste of paper.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
Uranus is a gassy planet.
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there, the doctor asks him, "Do you have cancer?" Pinocchio replies, "That was very straight up, but no, I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer." After saying this, his nose grew.
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
Mother: We need to talk about sex...
Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.
I told my boyfriend one time when I was drunk that I like being raped. The next day, he comes over and says, "Want to have sex?" I said no. He was arrested two days later.
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
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Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.