Aed jokes
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
What do you call a binder with no rings?
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
Little Johnny is such a woos.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.