Aed jokes
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
What is so annoying? A younger sister.
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.