Aed jokes
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!