Aed jokes

Whoever took my dildo,

I hope you're having a good time.

Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.

His husband said, "What's your question?"

Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"

His husband said "Yes?"

Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"

A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?

Q: One that has a sense of money.

What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?

Meatcanyon.

(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)

What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?

An avacodo.

I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.

Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!

What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.

You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!

We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?

Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).

Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.

Why did the Duck go to rehab?

Because he was a Quackhead.

Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.

Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?

Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.

What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?

Ten-putt!

I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.

What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.

Q: Why did the duck cross the road?

A: To get to the other side.

Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D

Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!

What do you call a 18+ animal jam?

Play Wild!