Aed jokes
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
A meth and fetta meme!
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
Snapchat: @colin_green21
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?
-You guys- sure
Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
What is a chode?
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""
Thanks a lot, Gwen!
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.