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In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
Father, then the priest says, "Son, Holy Spirit, amen." No, I was asking you a question, Father.
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
This isn't a joke.
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.
I was kissing my gal when the phone rang. I answered it, and it was a prank. I walked into the room when my girl had sex with me. Then we cummed the house full XD
PS free sex at my name
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
I had the worst day of my life. My 13 year old ex got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard. Did I mention that we were in Syria?
She a hoe, she shit on herself.
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!