Aed jokes

Tarik is a retard.

A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."

What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.

What did the swearing hen say?

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)

What did the cussing rooster say?

"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"

A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"

Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!

Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"

So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂

What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"

Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.

Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!

Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.

This news: family neuters furry son.

Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!

Why does your mom hate you?

Because you are a loser.

What does a wife and a boombox have in common?

They only work when you beat them.

I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.

Because that's what I want.

Me: I know how to use a microwave!

Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!

Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...

My life.

My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.

Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?

Son: I don't know.

Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.

What do you call butter without an expiration date?

A miracle butter, because wow!