Aed jokes
When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.
Going in a military.
The last thing I heard from them is: "Goodbye!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch some pail of water.
Jack came down, and then Jill came tumbling after, so they had a baby...
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
I'm serious, what's a "dad?"
I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers there didn't have that much breast milk.
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.
When Sally finds out, she yells, “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”