Aed jokes
My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
I do not understand why people aren't scared of spiders. I mean, like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 23864867759578590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes.
I saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THERE?????????
Nope. I'm moving to Japan.
KONNICHIWA
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles.
The cops arrived and arrested the woman for killing her cheating husband, and the son was sent to child services. (Moral - no one cares about the frkn snail and turtles!)
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.
I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.
I remarked, "You lazy!"
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.