Aed jokes
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.