Aed jokes
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
You're a big Z!
My father can take a joke because he made one.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!