Aed jokes
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.