Aed jokes

What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.

So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"

Hey, did you hear about the cat revolution? It was a cat-astrophy! I guess we just have to stay PAWSitive!

How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!

What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?

A Mac Daddy Pro.

What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?

A Mars bar!

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know what a home is.

Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?

In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂

So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.

I was about to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?

I was really rooting to tell that one.

Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.

What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?

A one giant.

What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?

OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.

What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!

What is a show for kids?

Barney.

My friend has a dog who looks like cocoa. Her name is Cocoa!

Me: That’s a good WAVE.

Friend: I SEA it.

Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.

Me: I was SHORE it would be good.

Friend: I SEA what you did there.