Aed jokes
I blend children to make a good living.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
Mom: Remember, you can tell me anything.
Abbie: I had sex with dad.
Mom: Go die in a hole!
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
I kicked a goose, and I liked it!
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?
He performs fellatio on them.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
Officer: Hi, how high are you?
Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"
Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.
Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.
Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
Your mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.