Aed jokes
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
I like my men like I like my whiskey: Irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxygen.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.