Aed jokes
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
"Doctor, I'm shrinking!"
"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."
The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks Dad," the son says.
The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.