Aed jokes
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
A man walks into a bar and then out.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.