Aed jokes

What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.

JK, dark humor.

I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready, kids?🤣

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.

I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.

What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?

Fitting it in.

How did Michael Jackson die?

Because he danced like a zombie!

What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?

I spy.

All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.

The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"

The man said, "My wife does!"

Hairline got cut by a broken teacup.

What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?

"It will be over soon."

The Mexican landscaper came to cut our lawn. My mom was happy then asked him, "Can I have some of your burrito?" He said, "Yeah." I said, "Whatever."

A few minutes later, my mom told me to cut the lawn. I said, "Why do I have to do it? That's what he's there for." My mom said, "He's going to do the burrito for me." Then I said, "Okay." I finished cutting the lawn and went in the house. I see my mom giving the landscaper a blow job. I said to my mom, "What are you doing?" My mom said, "What does it look like? I'm having my burrito." The landscaper told me that I missed a spot while cutting the lawn.

One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."

The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."

What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?

One's wanted.

I saw a robbery at the Apple store.

Am I an iWitness?

Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"

The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"

So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.

That’s the punch line.

So, I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company.

Everyone is mad, but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.

I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.