Aed jokes
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
The Stigg is a joke.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.