Aed jokes
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.